Parrots

[dilligaf]

A lady approaches a priest and says to him, 'Father I have a problem.
>I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing'.
>
> What do they say?' the priest inquired'
>
> 'They only know how to say ..... Hi, we're prostitutes, D'ya wanna
>have some fun?'
> 'That's terrible!' exclaimed the priest, 'but I have a solution to
>your problem, bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put
>them with my two male parrots who I have taught to pray and read the bible.
> My parrots will teach yours to stop saying that terrible phrase and
>will learn to praise and worship instead.'
>
> 'Thank you' the woman responded.
>
> The next day the woman brought her female parrots to the priest's
>house.
> His two male parrots were holding rosary beads and praying in their
>cage.
> The woman put her two female parrots in with the two male parrots and
>the females immediately said 'Hi, we're prostitutes, D'ya wanna have some
>fun?'
> One male parrot looks at the other male parrot and exclaims 'Put the
>f***ing beads down Frank, our prayers have been answered!!'

[Leight0n]

Now that is a funny joke!

[wizard69]

fantastic...