best joke in the world

bluevern | 23:24 Fri 06th Jul 2007 | Jokes

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an unemployed man is looking through the local paper for a job with no luck,,hes been out of work for ages and would do anything!!! whilst looking he sees this advertisment for a job at billy smarts circus,,,so he thinks ill go for that!!! at the inter view,,billy smart asks him what he can do,,,,so the man replies!!i have an indistructable head!!!what do you mean asked billy,,,well said the man you drive over my head,,,,jump up and down on my head,,,do anything to my head ,,and nothing will happen to it!!! brilliant said billy you can start tonight!!!
so 7 oclock comes and out walks billy smart!!! thank you ladys and gentlemen,,we have a great act for you tonight!!! we have tonight the man with the indistructable head!! he will put his head on the wooden block and the muscle man with the 14lb sledge hammer will smash him over the head and nothing will happen!!!woooo arrrrr said the crowd clping and cheering!!! the drum roll came and "wack"" the hammer came down,,,splat there was brains and skull every where!! the man goes into a coma!!!hes been in hospital for 6 months,,all the midgets and acrabats are around his bed,,billy carnt belive it,,holding his hand he suddenly felt the mans hand move!! hes alive! hes alive said billy!! suddenly the man opened his eyes!!! looks at billy!!! and said!!! "der nerrr!!