How do you make a baby float?

[Skreecheeboy]

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>1 glass of coke and 2 scoops of baby!

[Neilzulu1]

Thats about as cr#p as you can get.

[Skreecheeboy]

No it isn't, it's an amazing joke!

[dolly pond]

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[heathfield]

I'll go away and think about it. On second thoughts, maybe I'll just go away. ;-)

[Skreecheeboy]

Nobody's groaned once when I've told this joke in real life! Maybe it's just meant to be told in person!

[taliesin238]

I dont get it???

[True Blue 36]

i'm glad you said that - nor do i. read it about 10 times, what am i missing - apart from a brain

[Skreecheeboy]

Have you never heard of an ice cream float?

[True Blue 36]

yes - oh i get it.............................. but its not funny, perhaps its just too early :-]

[Goodsoulette]

I laughed

[taliesin238]

Whats an ice cream float???

[Skreecheeboy]

Thanks Goodsoulette, I'm glad you found it funny! xx

[Skreecheeboy]

Sorry taliesin238, an ice cream float is 1 glass of coke and 2 scoops of ice cream, my mum used to give them to me when I was a kid and kid on that they were nice.

[Goodsoulette]

They is yummy!

[Hellyon]

Ha Ha made me laugh. I love silly jokes!

[taliesin238]

Thank u for letting me in on the knowledge!! I may have laughed if i knew what an ice cream float was in the first place!! Keep em coming, dont stop now!!
Many thanksx

[rugeleyboy]

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[Leight0n]

I prefer the "How do you make a dead dog float?" version.

Exactly the same outcome but I think a Dead Dog Float sounds better!