the 7 dwarfs
the 7 dwarfs had a meeting with the pope. they all come in and they all push dopey forward and tell him to ask his question,
dopey looks a little worried and then asks the pope if there are any nuns in the south pole, the Pope replys yes,
the 6 other dwarfs tell dopey go on ask your other question, dopey then asks the pope if there are any black nuns in the south pole, the pope replys yes i think there might be.
dopey looks back at the other dwarfs who are all smiling and then tell im to ask the last question,
dopey sheapishly asks if there are any black dwarf nuns in the south pole,
the pope looks a little confused and sez "no definetly not"
the other 6 dwarfs start rolling round laughing and shouting "dopey shagged a penguin" dopey shagged a penguin"