Grandad was outside..

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...digging his garden with his young grandson when they dug up a worm. Grandad turns to the lad and says "If you can put the worm back into its hole I will give you 50p" The lad has a think then rushes into the house and comes back with a tin of hairspray and sprays the worm till goes all stiff. He then picks it up and pokes it back down the hole. Amazed at this grandad goes back into the house and comes back 1hr later and says to the boy "Here's the 50p I promised ya and there's a tenner from your grandma" ;-)

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pukka lol