A guy goes into a Watchmakers.

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The assistant says "Can I help you?" The guy undoes his flies and slaps his willy on the counter. She says "You dirty ******. What do you want?" He says "Put two hands and a face on that!!!!!"

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And the assistant said, 'I can see what you've done, you've misread the sign above the door. It says *clock* repairs.'