old man

[dilligaf]

A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better... I Have a 22-year old bride who is pregnant with my child.What do you think of that?"
The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella instead of his gun by mistake. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver. He raised his umbrella and went "bang, bang, bang", and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year old said, "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver."



The doctor said, "My point exactly".

[RATTER15]

Very good!!! lol

[lankeela]

Yep, took me a while, but I got there in the end.

[dolly pond]

good one!! my boyfriend asked me the other night:

"Darling, would you like a scrummy double chocolate icecream smothered in maltesers and whipped cream?"

I said: " Does my size 16 arse look like it needs a scrummy double chocolate icecream smothered in maltesers and whipped cream?"

he said " bend over darling"