That's rich!

[topogigo]

When discussing what they would do if they won the lottery, a wife asks her husband,
"Would you still love me if we won the jackpot?"
To which her husband replies,
"Of course i would, and i would miss you terribly."

[brian j john]

i said to my wife "i've won the lottery" and told her to pack the suitcase , she asked what should she pack , winter or summer clothes . i said pack the lot and ****** off

[brian j john]

****** should rhyme with rugger