Back to the bar

[Thunderbird+]

A guy walks into a bar carrying a crocodile and a chicken. He sets them down on the stool next to him and says to the puzzled looking barman "I'll have a whisky and soda." Then the crocodile says "And I'll have a rum n' coke on the rocks." The (dumbfounded) bartender gasps "Thats incredible; I've never seen a crocodile that could talk"
And the guy says "He can't; the chicken is a ventriloquist."