Bostin joke

[mightyWBA]

A rich man from Dudley walks into the jewellers.
"Morning aer kid,ow bin ya?" asks the jeweller.

"I ay 'appy mucka,me dogs drapped dahn jed,I wuz thinking of 'avin a gowd statue med to remember im."

"18 carat"

"Nah, chewin a boon!"

[stokemaveric]

i didnt know there were any rich blokes in dudley............

[Reverandfunk]

Thats rich Maveric lol u coming from stoke lol

[stokemaveric]

lol rev this is a very affluent area actually my dear boy..........

[Clayhead]

That's it - you tell im youth

[Reverandfunk]

Maveric there are some posh areas in Dudley, sometimes the alasations don't even have to go it in pairs

[Maggoty]

Sorry - don't understand.

What is he supposed to be saying when he says 18 carat??

Sorry.....

[lankeela]

If you need it explaining, then the moment has passed. But heyho, 'eating carrot'

[mightyWBA]

Its the way we spake.
"a tin (eating) carrott (carat)".
Better not do the whale in the canal joke.

[tubeway]

Your joke made me laugh so much - especially the mighty WBA bit at the end lol