T Rex.

[carrust]

What was Mark Bolan's last hit?

Wrap a yellow mini round the old oak tree!!

[cointreau]

Marc's car was purple and his tree is a sycamore. But I wouldn't have found the joke amusing anyway as the crash was a great loss to the music business as a whole.

[fourteen85]

wasn't any funnier thirty years ago when i first heard it

[lankeela]

There was another joke doing the rounds at the time but I can't remember it - something about how do you stop a mini.....