The pet shop.

[dilligaf]

Precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks "Excuthe me, do you have any widdle wabbits"

The shopkeepers heart melts, he gets down on one knee and says "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft fluffy black wabbit or one like that widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

The little girl blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and whispers........................................................................................................................"I don't weally fink my pet pyfon gives a phuk."

[dolly pond]

nice one