bee jokes!

JonnyBoy12 | 17:04 Sun 07th Oct 2007 | Jokes

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Where did Noah keep his bees?

In his ark-hives!

What did the apiarist say to his misbehaving bees?

Beehive yourselves!

Why do bees hum?

Bee-cause they don't know the words!

And finally an epitaph on a beekeepers tombstone:

Here lies the body of

B. Keeper

Dearest Beth

Stung to death.

Hope to bee seeing you all very soon.

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What do you get if you cross a sex attacker and a beekeeper?

A rapiarist!

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