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fun on the beach!
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What is the difference between a flagpole on the beach and a blonde nymphomaniac on the beach?
One's a sandy rod and the other's a randy sod!
Why doesn't the sea fall off the edge of the Earth?
Because it is tide!
Why didn't the little girl want to go the beach?
Because she heard you caught crabs there!
Why is the sea so lazy?
Because it is always in bed!
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the seaweed!
If the sea were vodka
And I were a duck
I'd swim to the bottom
And drink my way up
But the sea is not vodka
And I'm not a duck
So give me a call
If you fancy a f***!
One's a sandy rod and the other's a randy sod!
Why doesn't the sea fall off the edge of the Earth?
Because it is tide!
Why didn't the little girl want to go the beach?
Because she heard you caught crabs there!
Why is the sea so lazy?
Because it is always in bed!
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the seaweed!
If the sea were vodka
And I were a duck
I'd swim to the bottom
And drink my way up
But the sea is not vodka
And I'm not a duck
So give me a call
If you fancy a f***!
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