What's the difference...

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...Between Jodie Kidd and a counterfeit dollar?

One's a phoney buck.
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...Between Whacko Jacko and whisky?

One's brown and comes in small tots and the other gets you drunk.
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...Between an efficient Dyson and a randy Admiral in the Swiss navy?

One sucks and never fails.
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Did you know you can get viagra eye drops now? They make you look hard.
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My uncle Dave is so lazy he gets up at 5am in the morning so he can have 2 hours rest before work.

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I tried necrophila once, it was dead boring.

Ithangu

[dolly pond]

did jonny boy write these for you?!! bless u, they are best jokes in the world, i`ve wet myself laughing.






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[Sydme]

Loser!!!!

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Try getting a sense of humour

[velvet lady]

why would u? jonnys are better