british drinking rule

[codger66]

A Polish guy drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces.

He says, "In Poland our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same glass twice"

A Pakistani, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces.

He says, "In Pakistan we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

A British girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer and drinks it, throws her glass into the air, pulls out her gun and shoots the Pole and the Pakistani and catches her glass.

She says, "In Britain we now have that many Pakistanis and Poles that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.

God Bless Britain!

[topogigo]

My mother was Pakistani and my Father is Polish.
I will try to think of a joke that involves your race being shot and then say..
God Bless making jokes about shooting people when you aren't capable of racial tolerance!!!

[codger66]

If you havn't got a sense of humor topogigo, why bother reading the joke page,
I hope you do make a joke, i'm sure we'll all laugh if it's a good un,
anyway being british or english is a joke in it's own right.
Cheers keep smiling, pete.

[codger66]

and while your at it look at starmacks reply to the irish joke.

[devil99]

well i liked it ha ha , funny cos it's true

[Postdog]

Ignore Topo, I rolled up!

[dolly pond]

very true codger, its spot the english person/spot the person who can hold a conversation in english/ but i still love them all and sell to them! who cares anymore, its happening so let it be, or move away!!!! thats birmingham for u x multi cultural

i can say that having a welsh mum, a pakistani father and an irish sister

[Marvelman]

Brilliant, topo its a joke, get over it.

[its_me_baby]

gd joke even im not offended and im half pakistani welsh lol

[velvet lady]

kissan? is that u?

[snug]

What's an English girl doing drinking with a Polack and a **** (who's not supposed to drink anyway)

[ronnieB]

Its a good un.

[codger66]

good point snug, why didn't I spot that before I posted it ? sorta spoiled the joke nar.

[MrBen5]

Hmmm, very nice joke... :)

[velvet lady]

theres an advert in the local paper this week:

"are you sick and tired of speaking with an indian accent and p****issssing people off?" Would you like to fit in better with the ENGLISH people? or should you sod off home?"

It goes on to say: "I can help you lose your accent and enable you to speak like a british person should sound"

I cant believe the paper printed it!!! really strong isnt it?

[codger66]

I can't believe it either.

[codger66]

so what is the point you are trying to make.?