At the doctors

[Richie1976]

'I'm baffled by your orange penis' the doctor told his patient. 'Does anyone else in your family have this condition'
The concerned fellow says, 'No'
'Do you handle any chemicals at work?'
'I don't work', replies the man
Well what do you do all day? asks the doctor.
'Watch porn and eat Wotsits'.

[squarebear]

lol not bad

[excelsior]

not bad at all

[fluffykitten]

richie please.

how about he eats cheesy balls instead