Shy couple on their wedding night

Jillius | 00:33 Tue 30th Oct 2007 | Jokes

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A couple of virgins had just got married but they were incredibly shy and embarrassed about the whole sex lark and couldn't even bring themselves to use the proper words so they agreed that his bits were the washing and her bits were the washing machine. She rejected him several times but then in the night felt a bit guilty so she shook him awake and said "Do you want to put your washing in my washing machine?"
He replied "No, I did a quick handwash earlier !"

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Should probably be in the jokes section.

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Oh my god, it should have been !! I remember going to the jokes section to put it in. Wonder what went wrong ?

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