Hello sailor.

[carrust]

There were 2 gay guys Julian & Sandy, they got-on really well, however, their sex life was getting a bit boring. Julian decides to spice it up a bit by having a tattoo, so off he goes to the the tattoo parlour. He explains the situation to the tattooist, & he suggests that he puts a tattoo of a boxer on his right buttock. "Ok" says Julian, "can I have Mike Tyson"? "No problem" says the tattooist. ."Hows about I put Sonny Liston on the other cheek whilst I'm at it"? "Oooo yes" gushes Julian.
So, Julian minces back to his flat, drops his pants & asks Sandy his opinion. "They look wonderful" says Sandy."But I'm not getting into the ring with those two"!!!!

[spaced]

he he he! nice one carrust!