the hypnotist

[redcrx]

It was entertainment night at the SeniorCentre. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch.It's been in my family for six generations."

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, clearly under the spell of the hypnotist, when suddenly, the family heirloom slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces.

"Sh!t!!!" said the hypnotist.

It took three days to clean up the Senior Centre.

[China Doll]

Guffaw!!

[squarebear]

Haha! That's the best joke I've seen on here this week.
This will be getting told tonight down the pub :o)

[Reverandfunk]

Lol

like the hypnotist who had put 3 burley dockers under, only to then drop his watch on the floor and say f*** me....