Interview with a Pirate

[Kromovaracun]

A man with a peg legs, a hook for each hand, and an eye patch went to apply to be a pirate.

The interviewer first asked: 'How did you get that peg leg?'

"Arrr. I got my leg shot off in the army."

"And how did you get those hooks?"

"My hands were cut off in an accident."

"What about your eye patch?"

"It was a rainy afternoon and I looked up into the sky and a bird crapped in my eye."

"And that put your eye out?"

"No, it was the week after I got my hooks..."

[lankeela]

LOL literally!