State-of-the-art watch

[Richie1976]

A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a good-looking woman and starts looking at his watch. The woman notices this and asks him if his date is late.
'No,' he replies. 'I've just got this new state-of-the-art watch and I was just about to test it.'

'What does it do?'

'It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me.'

'What's it telling you now?'

'Well, it says you're not wearing a bra or panties.'

'Ha! Well it must be broken then, because I am!'

'Sh1t thing must be an hour fast.'

[squarebear]

lol nice one

[excelsior]

very good - i'll pass that on at work tonight