Who teaches who

[wildwood]

The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees and she explained that when a man and a woman fall in love, nine months later the stork usually brings them a little baby.

Little Johnny at the back of the class puts his hand up and asks the teacher, are you sure about the stork miss? Cos my big sister just got a little baby and she said it was from a shag at the beach.

[football21]

Very good joke, a little bit too brainy for this time of the morning..
Shag (Phalacrocorax aristotelis) maritime bird.