Christmas In The Good Old Days
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Never put off today.....
A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second.
In the third everything had just been reduced to a fiver when her mobile phone rang.
It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband
had just been in a terrible accident and was in a critical condition and in the ICU.
The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where
she was and that she'd be there as soon as possible.
As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was
shaping up to be her best day ever in the shops. She
decided to get in a couple of more shops before heading to the hospital.
She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a delicious coffee slice complimentary from the last shop.
She was jubilant. Then she remembered her husband.
Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital. She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband's condition.
The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, 'You went
ahead and finished your shopping trip didn't you! I
hope you're proud of yourself!
While you were out for the past four hours enjoying
yourself in town, your husband has been languishing
in the Intensive Care Unit!
It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will be more than likely the last shopping trip you ever take!
For the rest of his life he will require round the
clock care. And you'll now be his carer!'
The woman was feeling so guilty she broke down and
sobbed...........
The lady doctor then chuckled and said, 'I'm just
pulling your leg.
He's dead. What did you buy?'
In the third everything had just been reduced to a fiver when her mobile phone rang.
It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband
had just been in a terrible accident and was in a critical condition and in the ICU.
The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where
she was and that she'd be there as soon as possible.
As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was
shaping up to be her best day ever in the shops. She
decided to get in a couple of more shops before heading to the hospital.
She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a delicious coffee slice complimentary from the last shop.
She was jubilant. Then she remembered her husband.
Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital. She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband's condition.
The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, 'You went
ahead and finished your shopping trip didn't you! I
hope you're proud of yourself!
While you were out for the past four hours enjoying
yourself in town, your husband has been languishing
in the Intensive Care Unit!
It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will be more than likely the last shopping trip you ever take!
For the rest of his life he will require round the
clock care. And you'll now be his carer!'
The woman was feeling so guilty she broke down and
sobbed...........
The lady doctor then chuckled and said, 'I'm just
pulling your leg.
He's dead. What did you buy?'
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