Tings aint wot they used ti be

dilligaf | 19:34 Wed 28th Nov 2007 | Jokes

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Mary, the youngest member of many generations of prostitutes returns home one morning.

Mum asks "How did you get on"

Mary replies " a good night ending up with �150 for a bl0w job"

Mum replies "In my time you would be lucky to get �5 for a bl0w job"

Gran chirps up saying "In my time we were thankful for something warm to drink"

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And I'm just having my breakfast!

I can imagine that would taint a nice hot bowl of salty porridge Ice Maiden!

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