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Little Johnny`s Fire Engine
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A man was walking along the street and noticed up ahead the Little Johnny was wearing a red fireman`s hat and sitting in a red wagon. It appeared that the wagon was being pulled slowly by a large Labrador. When he got closer to the lad, he noticed that Johnny had a rope tied round the dog`s testicles, which probably accounted for why the dog was walking so gingerly. Smiling, he spoke to the little boy, "That`s a really nice fire engine you have there son. But I`ll bet the dog would pull you faster if you tied the rope around his neck."
"Yeah" Johnnny replied, - "but then I wouldn`t have a siren"
"Yeah" Johnnny replied, - "but then I wouldn`t have a siren"
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