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dilligaf | 11:23 Wed 16th Jan 2008 | Jokes
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FLORIDIAN POKER



Six retired Floridians were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Meyerwitz loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and then drops dead at the table.



Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continue playing standing up.



Finklestein looks around and asks, "So, who's gonna tell his wife?"



They decide to cut cards. Goldberg picks the two of clubs and has to carry the news. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.



"Discreet? I'm the most discreet person you'll ever meet. Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me."



So Goldberg goes to the Meyerwitz unit and knocks on the door.



Mrs Meyerwitz yells from behind the door, "What do you want?"



Goldberg declares: "Your husband just lost $500 in a poker game and is afraid to come home. He needs more money."



"Tell him to drop dead!" yells the wife.



"I'll go tell him." says Goldberg ...




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