You'll never get to Heaven

[zinnie]

michael o'toole was leaving church after mass when
Father Murphy saw him. 'Michael, I hear you are living a life of debauchery,... smoking ,drinking,gambling and fornication,...you will never get to heaven unless you give it up'....'I know Father' said Michael 'I will change my ways.!'...Three months later he sees Michael again...'Michael, are you changing your ways?'...'I am Father' said Michael ' I've given up the smoking, the drinking.and the gambling, but I can't give up the fornication'...'You see Father last week I was with me girlfriend Sibhon, I saw her bending over the freezer in her short skirt. Seeing the pink panties and black stocking tops, I had to give it to her there and then.'........'Michael ,Michael you will be banned from heaven for that' said Father Murphy...'I know Father' said Michael..'I' ve been banned from Tescos too.!!!'