Something funny to write on a plaster cast............

[Salstar789]

Does anyone know something funny or clever we can write on our friends plaster cast. He is 30 years old and broke his ankle a couple of weeks ago.

We are stumped and have no idea what to write

[dustypuss]

Please Feel Free Two Kick My Plaster cast. I Promise I wont Feel a Thing !!!!! .And if I do I will by you a pint .

[sir.prize]

Break a leg.

[whiffey]

Be really witty, write HTH?

[eah]

"waddle I do without you?"

"If at first you don`t succeed don`t try Skydiving..........!"

[eah]

"How does a frog feel with a broken leg?.....Unhoppy!"

Well I thought they were funny............!!!!!!

[eah]

Patient:Doctor doctor I`ve broken my leg in two places!
Doctor:Well don`t go back there again then"!



Don`t worry that`s it Salstar!

[funkymoped]

my son broke his leg when he was a nipper...
the best i could think of then was.
"help, im turning into a snowman !"
:-)

[dustypuss]

How did he brake his leg.

[dr john]

What's a joint like this doing in a nice guy like you?

[Salstar789]

thx for all the responses - great way to start a monday morning at work i must say :-)

he broke his leg jumping a puddle (yes he was intoxicated and yes there was another friend jumping with him and she landed on it!)...

[KJxxxxx]

Have a break! Have a kitkat!!