Bert was dying, his wife Becky was by his side. "Becky" he said in a tired voice. "There's something I must confess." "Shhh, there's nothing to confess, everything's all right."
"No I must die in peace, I sh4gged your sister, your best friend, her best friend and even your mother."
"I know " whispered Becky softly . "That's why I poisoned you."