Two's company

[samii]

A housewife takes a lover during the day while her husband is at work. Not aware that her 9 year-old son is hiding in the wardrobe. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides her lover in the wardrobe.
The boy now has company.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a cricket ball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "Ok, how much?"
Boy: "�50."

The following week it happens again. The boy and his mum's lover are in the wardrobe together.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a cricket bat."
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "�100."
Man: "Fine."

A few days later the father says to his son, "Grab your bat, Let's go and hit the ball."

His son says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you get for them?"
His son says, "�150."

The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is more than those two things are worth. I think you should go to church and make a confessional."

They go to church and the father asks the priest to hear his son's confessional. The boy sits in the confession box and closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that sh*t again."

[squarebear]

Hehe! very good.

[logic]

brill