Life at a crossroads?

[Leachy10]

My girlfriend said she wanted to have a serious talk to me about our relationship. We had a nice meal and some wine and then she started. "I think we need to decide in what direction our relationship is going." "I feel we are at a crossroads: one path leads to hardship and commitment but, ultimately, to happiness and joy; the other, well, it just leads to a dead end." She paused. "So what do you say?"

I thought about it for a while and then replied, "That's not a crossroads, you silly cow, that's a T-Junction

[squarebear]

lol nice one.