A female dwarf...

[Richie1976]

... goes to the doctor complaining of a sore f*nny. Doctor gets some scissors out and snips around a bit.
The dwark says, 'that feels alot better, I didn't feel a thing. What have you done?'
Doctors says, 'I've trimmed the top off your wellies.'

[squarebear]

*groan*

[Doc Spock]

Now that IS funny.