baked beans Part 2 read below first sorry

[funnygirl]

Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The pleasure was indescribable.
When eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.

My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long.
He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not.

At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused:

'Happy Birthday!'

I fainted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JonnyBoy12]

Not sure if this joke has 'bean' posted on the internet before, but it still made me laugh. You live up to your username, Funnygirl!

[logic]

good god that joke was out before the holy bible.
and now I've just wasted another five minutes of my life reading it again.
What a boring person you must be, digging up old jokes like that.

[SKA]

PMSL - I've never heard it before!!