Another beer

[dilligaf]

Man comes home and says to wife "Quick, get me a beer before it starts"...........He drinks it and says to his wife "Quick get me a beer before it starts"...............She dutifully gets him a beer which he promptly drinks.


A few moments later he says "quick get me another beer before it starts".................


She says " look here you lazy fat b4stard, you walk in, sit down and start barking out orders...........................................

"Fcuk me he said, it's started"