Putting Your Affairs In Order

[Bird Legs]

A woman went to see her doctor. The doctor after examination, sighed and said, "I`ve some bad news. You have cancer, and you had best put your affairs in order"

The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter was waiting. "Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things do not go so well. In this case, things are not well. I have cancer. Let`s head to the club and have a Martini"

After 3 or 4 Martinis, the two were feeling a little less sombre . There were laughs and more Martinis. They were eventually approached by some of the woman`s old friends , who were curious as to what the two were celebrating.

The woman told her friends that they were drinking to her impending end. "I`ve been diagnosed with AIDS". The friends were aghast and gave the woman their condolences.

After the friends left, the woman`s daughter leaned over and whispered, "Mum, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told you friends you were dying of AIDS"

The woman said "I don`t want any of those gold-diggers sleeping with your father after I`m gone".


Now that`s Putting Your Affairs In Order.