One for the oldies.

[dilligaf]

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the
other day the wife and I went into town and went into a
shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and I said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?' He ignored us and
continued writing the ticket. I called him a Dumb ass. He
glared at me and started writing another ticket for having
worn tires.
So Mary called him a sh1t head. He finished the second
ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then
he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about
20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age

[beejay1124]

v good

[fagidill]

What a corker , love it

[shaking]

sad