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Two football fans leave Wembley stadium after playoff final and come across a dead, naked woman lying in the middle of the street. After they call the police, they each take off their football caps and place them on the dead woman, out of respect and to cover her private parts until the police arrive.
The Doncaster rovers fan places his cap over her breasts and the Leeds united fan places his cap on her pubic area.
The police finally arrive, and the officers take statements from the fans to find out what happened. After explaining that they found her naked and covered her up with their caps, the police went over to examine the body.
He briefly lifted the Doncaster rover's cap, and quickly replaced it.
However, when he lifted the Leeds united cap, he stared and stared for what seemed to be two or three minutes. Finally, he let the cap drop, walked away, wrote in his notebook, then returned and lifted the Leeds united cap once again and stared for a long time.
As he was walking away the second time, the fans were curious and stopped him and asked him why he spent so much time looking at the woman's genitalia, and he said, "It's the first time I've seen anything but an ******* under a Leeds united cap."
The Doncaster rovers fan places his cap over her breasts and the Leeds united fan places his cap on her pubic area.
The police finally arrive, and the officers take statements from the fans to find out what happened. After explaining that they found her naked and covered her up with their caps, the police went over to examine the body.
He briefly lifted the Doncaster rover's cap, and quickly replaced it.
However, when he lifted the Leeds united cap, he stared and stared for what seemed to be two or three minutes. Finally, he let the cap drop, walked away, wrote in his notebook, then returned and lifted the Leeds united cap once again and stared for a long time.
As he was walking away the second time, the fans were curious and stopped him and asked him why he spent so much time looking at the woman's genitalia, and he said, "It's the first time I've seen anything but an ******* under a Leeds united cap."
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