Honeymoon

[dartagnon]

Couple lying in bed on their honeymoon and he turns to her and says "I think it's important that we establish a few ground rules regarding sex"
"If I'm interested in sex I'll touch your left breast once, and if you're interested you will lean over and pull my p enis once. If you're not interested then lean over and pull it 57 times"

[Bob906]

That's a bit of a variety