Married Life

[Lakitu]

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes .

After a few days they meet again.....

The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4" stilettos and mask. He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you, then we made love all night long.'

The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn' say a word. We just had wild sex all night.'

The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner ?'

[stonemonkey]

Hee hee that's brilliant. Reminds me of my best friend's hubby. He's not romantic at all. No wonder she just left him.

[SKA]

lol omg that better not happen to me when I get married!!

[Lakitu]

LOL, I wouldn't have married a man with not a romantic bone in him!

SKA - show him this and tell him you'll leave him if he ever does that ;)

[stonemonkey]

I knew she was leaving him, then she brings him to my birthday bash. She tells me I'm a good actress, because he had no idea I knew what was going on between them. She's making go and see SATC with her. What are friends for? :-)

[Lakitu]

You haven't seen it yet??? Bring a hanky!

[stonemonkey]

I didn't watch any of the series. The film's not going to make any sense to me. I'm only going to catch up on L's news.

[Lakitu]

You don't need to have seen the series, they pretty much bring you up to date with it