on the way home at night

[MrLee-Gend]

Over the last 3 or 4 days on the way home i have notice dthees a new phenomeneom .Its women with blonde or bleached blonde hair wearing black dresses.Its on the rise and now at night every blondie or bottle blondie i seee at night is wearing a black dres.Is there a strict dress code fro being a blondie?Does it say on the hair dye box "Must be applied evenly and suppplemented by a black dress in the evenings" ?



Well any idaes folks?

[Octavius]

a lot of transvestites wear a black dress and a blonde wig.

why not be brave and give it another go.

[MrLee-Gend]

Sorry octavius i thought you were a woman i know .My msiatke shes shaven down there.Yours is like a forest with a twig stickin out.

My mistake please frogive me.

[Octavius]

you say twig i say branch.

but don't feel insuperior or anything, its just that some guys are luckier than others.

sorry.

[joggerjayne]

Leggy, I'm still here. Look ...


:-) (that's me, side on)

W a nkey, sorry I mean Whiffey, didn't get me banned.

But now I have to avoid being suggestive. So ...



No naughty answers, please.

[Octavius]

oh **** jayne, did you ****** report me for ***** on ***** AB?

do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

[joggerjayne]

?

[Octavius]

♫

[MrLee-Gend]

Jayne i dont think you should talk to me.
I just learned today im an allround bad guy and folk shouldnt talk to me or they are bad people : - (

[Ice.Maiden]

How do you get that, Octavius?!!!

[MrLee-Gend]

Hes playin with his whistle lol

[Ice.Maiden]

Oh - and legend - the funny answer's already been done, but on a serious note, according to the houses of Armani and Versace, a black dress makes every woman look beautiful, because its simple and plain colour can be enhanced by any other colour of accessory. Black also has a slimming effect, which nearly all women like, even if they're happy with their shape, and I don't think it matters whether the woman has blonde hair or not. You probably just notice the blondes in Tenerife because a lot of women lighten their hair, particularly when on holiday.

[MrLee-Gend]

theres a lot of english staright outta the bottle blondies lol


cheep and chavful lol

[Ice.Maiden]

Lol! Cheerful, maybe, but not always cheap! Have you seen the prices that some places charge, just to turn a woman into a blonde???