Mohammed

[flip_flop]

Abdul, a suicide bomber, blows himself up and everything goes dark. All of a suddeen there is a blinding light and he sees a long escalator going up through the clouds.

Yeees, he thinks, I've done it, I've become a martyr and I'm going to see my beloved mohammed.

When he gets to the top he see a man with a beard and he asks "are you mohammed" to which the man replies, "no, I am St Peter, Mohammed is up there" and points to another escalator.

Abdul is ****-a-hoop because mohammed is higher than St Peter - when he reaches the top of the escalator there is another man with a beard and he asks "are you mohammed" to which the man replies "no, I'm Jesus Christ, Mohammed is up there" and he points to a third escalator.

Abdul is now hysterical with joy because his beloved Mohammed is above the son of god.

When he reaches the top of the third escaltor there is another man with a beard and Abdul asks "are you mohammed", to which the man replies "No, I am God, Mohammed is upstairs but he's a bit busy at the moment"

This sends Abdul into a frenzy of glee that Mohammed is above God. God sees the state Abdul is in and asks "are you OK son, you look in a state. would you like a drink?" to which Abdul nods.

At which point gods shouts "oi, Mohammed, you can stop cleaning my toilet now and bring us two beers pronto".

[Iamblue]

He he. Wait for the death threats