Mother and daughter threesome !
Young man was getting drunk in a nightclub and was being pestered by a much older woman, probably in her 60's. She was really flirting with him and it was making him a bit uneasy, however the more he drank the more attractive she was looking. Towards the end of the evening she whispered to him 'Do you fancy coming back to my place for a mother and daughter threesome?'
'Wayhey!' he thought. 'Hope her daughter is good looking and up for it !' He could hardly contain his excitement as they got back to her house and as she put the key in the lock she shouted upstairs..................................................................'Put yer teeth in Mother, we've pulled !!'