Getting Divorced

[Seafarer1966]

A Jewish girl phones her mum to say she's divorcing her husband. The young woman explains it's because her husband always wants a**l sex. She moans to her mum that when she got married she had a nice tight bumhole like a 5 pence piece and now it's stretched to a 50 pence piece.

Her mum says....You have a Porsche, a gold card...all the money you could possibly want and you're gonna throw it all away for a lousy 45p?!

[Booldawg]

two jewish men walking the the street. A fit woman walks past and one jew says to the other; 'I wouldn't mind lending that one!'

[Rtaxron]

Funny Seafarer, : - )

[Seafarer1966]

Lol! Nice one Bool.

NoKnowledge...it takes one to know one....you'll always be my favourite bitch....Lol! (NoKnowledge scrapes knuckles across kitchen floor seeking clever persons book to think of witty answer...dooh...doh....smell of urine stained underpants permeates the already malodorous air).

You are pond life NoKnowledge. You are intellectually inferior and barely capable of composing a sentence of words of more than one syllable. Do you really think your childish insult means anything to me. I'm sorry you were so badly abused as a child.