Two ways to look at everything.

[funnygirl]

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asks, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up 20 years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'


So you see, there really are 2 ways to look at everything.

[Leight0n]

I perfer thisversion!

A man and his wife were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and the wife kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

The man asks, 'Do you know him?'

'Yes,' she sighed, 'He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up 20 years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says the man, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

Hahahaha! Nice post though!

[squarebear]

But that's the same thing word for word Leight0n but with man and woman swapped round...

[Leight0n]

You don't say!

Dear me!

[SKA]

I like the first version!

[Avatar]

If you prefer one version to the other that means you are a sexist

[sophie_1003]

no it doesn't!! i should imagine most women would prefer the first and most men the second, and if jokes weren't slightly insulting they wouldn't be funny