Watch where you swim

[MAD BUTCHER]

An elderly man in Florida had owned a farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely: Picnic tables, horseshoe courts, a volleyball court, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and look it over, as he hadn`t been there for a while. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence with a cough, and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We`re not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, " I didn`t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked, or to make you get out of the pond naked". Holding the bucket up he said, "I`m just here to feed the alligator".

[gelda]

Nice one !!