An unfortunate repair.

[rescuer]

I have tried to find the words of a recitation which I heard one of the locals make in The Sheffield Arms at Burton-Stather many years ago.
An elderly woman found a hole in her bloomers. The only material she could find was some boracic lint which she stitched in her bloomers to cover the hole. The result was that "it" healed over!
Can anyone provide the complete words of the poem?

[topogigo]

If you can remember any of the poem, even one line mostly intact, try googling that line. Google can surprise you sometimes with an answer.

[Leight0n]

This one is hilarious!

[rescuer]

Which one ,Leighton?