ChatterBank2 mins ago
Suicide bomber
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A suicide bomber runs into a pet shop and yells, 'you've all got 30 seconds to get out!'
The tortoise at the back of the shop shouts, 'you bast*rd!'
The tortoise at the back of the shop shouts, 'you bast*rd!'
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