Jewish Doctor.

[Abdulmajid]

A Jewish Doctor is run over outside his Hampstead clinic.

The paramedics arrive and perform first aid.

One asks him "Doctor, Doctor are you comfortable"

The doctor replies "Errrrrr, I shmake a living I shuppose"

[Marvelman]

Very good, but the doctor sounds like Sean Connery.

[pjgriffo]

Marvelman ---- That's because he was a scottish jew - Hamish Goldberg, and he wasn't too badly hurt , just shaken, not sthirred.