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Only in Jamaica!!
Winston the Jamaican is on 'Who wants to be a Millionaire' and has reached
the �1 million question. Chris Tarrant says, 'Right Winston, this is for �1million, and remember, you still have two lifelines left, so please take your time.
'Here's your question: What type of animal lives in a et?
'Is it:
A: Badger
B: Ferret
C: Mole
D: Cuckoo?'
Winston ponders for a while and says, 'Backside Chris, mi not sure, gi mi di 50-50, raas.'
'Right, Winston, let's take away two wrong answers and see what you're left with.
'Badger' and 'Cuckoo' are the two remaining answers.
Winston has a long think, then scratches his head and says, 'Blouse n Skirt, Chris, mi still nuh know, mek mi phone mi small island bredren.'
'So who are you going to call?' says Chris.
'Hmmm, I think I'll call Selwyn in Grenada'.
So Tarrant phones Selwyn in Grenada .
'Selwyn, this is Chris Tarrant from 'Who wants to be a Millionaire'. I've got Winston here, and with your help
he could win �1 million. The next voice you hear will be Winston.'
'Wha gwan Selwyn'. 'Where mi money deh...? any way ansa dis an we quits.
What type of hanimal mek im yard in a set?'
'Is it a badger or a cuckoo?'
'It's a badger, man.' says Selwyn without hesitation.
'You sure, bwoy ?'
'Definite, baas. One undred puurcent. A badger. Definitely.'
'Right, Chris,'
'I'll go with heediat bwoy Selwyn, Tthe answer is a badger',
'Final answer, Winston?'
'Yeh mon, Chris.'
'That's the correct answer. You've won �1 million!' Cue wild celebrations.
Next morning Winston calls up Selwyn (reverse charge).
'Bredren that was blood -fire laas night bwoy uh *** good! How di raas you know badger yard is a sett?'
' I
the �1 million question. Chris Tarrant says, 'Right Winston, this is for �1million, and remember, you still have two lifelines left, so please take your time.
'Here's your question: What type of animal lives in a et?
'Is it:
A: Badger
B: Ferret
C: Mole
D: Cuckoo?'
Winston ponders for a while and says, 'Backside Chris, mi not sure, gi mi di 50-50, raas.'
'Right, Winston, let's take away two wrong answers and see what you're left with.
'Badger' and 'Cuckoo' are the two remaining answers.
Winston has a long think, then scratches his head and says, 'Blouse n Skirt, Chris, mi still nuh know, mek mi phone mi small island bredren.'
'So who are you going to call?' says Chris.
'Hmmm, I think I'll call Selwyn in Grenada'.
So Tarrant phones Selwyn in Grenada .
'Selwyn, this is Chris Tarrant from 'Who wants to be a Millionaire'. I've got Winston here, and with your help
he could win �1 million. The next voice you hear will be Winston.'
'Wha gwan Selwyn'. 'Where mi money deh...? any way ansa dis an we quits.
What type of hanimal mek im yard in a set?'
'Is it a badger or a cuckoo?'
'It's a badger, man.' says Selwyn without hesitation.
'You sure, bwoy ?'
'Definite, baas. One undred puurcent. A badger. Definitely.'
'Right, Chris,'
'I'll go with heediat bwoy Selwyn, Tthe answer is a badger',
'Final answer, Winston?'
'Yeh mon, Chris.'
'That's the correct answer. You've won �1 million!' Cue wild celebrations.
Next morning Winston calls up Selwyn (reverse charge).
'Bredren that was blood -fire laas night bwoy uh *** good! How di raas you know badger yard is a sett?'
' I
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